Thursday, April 21, 2011

Never again!!!

I swear that if I ever agree or decide that riding in a car for most of Spring Break with a 3 year and a 9 year (that was acting like a 3 year old) is a good idea ever again commit me!!!
The crazy part was that the car wasn't even what finally drove me over the edge, it was sleeping in the same hotel room with both boys and my parents!  Let me give a recap of the night with 2 queen size beds.

phase 1:   Rhett on the floor
                bed 1:  Clayton
                            Me
                bed 2:  Mom
                           Dad
phase 2:   bed 1:  Clayton
                           Me
                           Rhett
                bed 2:  Mom
                           Dad
phase 3:  bed 1:  Clayton
                          Me
                          Mom
               bed 2:  Rhett
                          Dad
phase 4:  bed 1:  Clayton Me Mom laying across the bed with feet hanging off
              bed 2:  Rhett
                         Dad
phase 5:  bed 1:  Mom and Me laying across the bed with feet hanging off
              bed 2:  Clayton
                          Rhett
                          Dad
phase 6: bed 1:  Mom
                         Me laying in bed the correct way
             bed 2:  Clayton with feet on pillow
                         Rhett
                         Dad
phase 7:  bed 1:  Mom
                          Rhett
                          Me
               bed 2:  Clayton with feet on pillow
                           Dad who has started snoring
phase 8:   Rhett asleep on floor after I carried him there
               bed 1:  Mom asleep
                           Me wide awake
               bed 2:  Clay asleep
                           Dad snoring so loud that there is no physical way any normal human being should be able
                            to sleep!
3 hours later....
              Me still awake.
              Everyone else asleep.
phase 9:  Rhett asleep on the floor
               bed 1:  Mom asleep
               bed 2:  Clay asleep
                           Dad asleep
               Ford Explorer in the parking lot of the hotel:  Me trying to sleep in the car and holy crap it is cold!
1 hour later:
Me stumbling back into the hotel freezing.  Dad sits up, " Where have you been?"
Me: "Trying to sleep in the car but it's freezing!"
Dad: " Well, I could have told you that!  Let me guess, your mother was snoring??"
Me:  "Ahhhhhhh!  It was you!"
Dad:  "Yah, right!" He rolls over, goes right back to sleep and is snoring in 3 seconds!!  Grrrrrrr!
                       

              

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