I swear that if I ever agree or decide that riding in a car for most of Spring Break with a 3 year and a 9 year (that was acting like a 3 year old) is a good idea ever again commit me!!!
The crazy part was that the car wasn't even what finally drove me over the edge, it was sleeping in the same hotel room with both boys and my parents! Let me give a recap of the night with 2 queen size beds.
phase 1: Rhett on the floor
bed 1: Clayton
Me
bed 2: Mom
Dad
phase 2: bed 1: Clayton
Me
Rhett
bed 2: Mom
Dad
phase 3: bed 1: Clayton
Me
Mom
bed 2: Rhett
Dad
phase 4: bed 1: Clayton Me Mom laying across the bed with feet hanging off
bed 2: Rhett
Dad
phase 5: bed 1: Mom and Me laying across the bed with feet hanging off
bed 2: Clayton
Rhett
Dad
phase 6: bed 1: Mom
Me laying in bed the correct way
bed 2: Clayton with feet on pillow
Rhett
Dad
phase 7: bed 1: Mom
Rhett
Me
bed 2: Clayton with feet on pillow
Dad who has started snoring
phase 8: Rhett asleep on floor after I carried him there
bed 1: Mom asleep
Me wide awake
bed 2: Clay asleep
Dad snoring so loud that there is no physical way any normal human being should be able
to sleep!
3 hours later....
Me still awake.
Everyone else asleep.
phase 9: Rhett asleep on the floor
bed 1: Mom asleep
bed 2: Clay asleep
Dad asleep
Ford Explorer in the parking lot of the hotel: Me trying to sleep in the car and holy crap it is cold!
1 hour later:
Me stumbling back into the hotel freezing. Dad sits up, " Where have you been?"
Me: "Trying to sleep in the car but it's freezing!"
Dad: " Well, I could have told you that! Let me guess, your mother was snoring??"
Me: "Ahhhhhhh! It was you!"
Dad: "Yah, right!" He rolls over, goes right back to sleep and is snoring in 3 seconds!! Grrrrrrr!
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